Gender issues

I just received this e-mail and found it hilarious!

Hi there Mystery Shoppers,

We are looking for FREELANCE or FULLTIME staff to assist us in our DRUM CIRCLE PLAYSHOP and CORPORATE WARGAME events. You MUST be:

a) Male or Female
b) VERY outgoing type, NOT shy and Fun type
c) Very friendly type and can communicate well
d) Able to travel outstation for events
d) If you can play music or instruments, so much the BETTER
e) State whether you can work weekdays/weekends