Found this posted on my Friendster bulletin board. Couldn't help sharing it.
[ ] talk back to teachers
[x] stick the middle finger behind their backs (As long as they don't know, no harm done)
[x] never do their homework (Extremely guilty!)
[x] curse them out (Well, Rachel Teh said it's NORMAL, couldn't agree more)
[ ] i dont take notes. its a waste of paper and time when you could just sleep
[ ] throw paper airplanes at their head (I can't fold paper planes which can fly for nuts)
TOTAL: 3
[x] chew gum (I can't anymore since I'm wearing braces)
[ ] rip up the notices/ worksheet they give you (Nah! Why waste paper when you can use the back of it as rough paper?)
[ ] cut their class constantly
[ ] text someone on your cellphone
[x] NEVER listen to what they say (Some of them can be pretty BORING!)
TOTAL: 2
[ ] write them mean notes
[x] never return anything (Apart from what they've taught, nothing)
[ ] listen to music in their class
[x] always talk and not listen to anything they're saying
[ ] when they call you, you act like nobody's calling you
TOTAL: 2
[ ] throw paper balls across the classroom
[ ] throw gum at the teachers back, head or ass
[ ] steal something from their desks
[ ] you spit your gum out anywhere (I don't believe in littering)
[ ] you stick your gum anywhere
TOTAL:
[x] do other things in class (Daydream)
[x] write notes in class even though they tell you to stop (I'm kiasu)
[ ] make out in class
[ ] play your psp, gameboy sp, games on your phone
[ ]sleep in class
TOTAL: 2
[ ] constantly looking at yourself in the mirror even though they tell you to put it down
[ ] never bring anything to class
[ ] playing cards behind their backs.
[ ] never bring back signed tests
[ ] push them in the hallway like they're one of thestudents.
TOTAL:
MULTIPLY YOUR TOTALS BY 4.
TOTAL: 9x4=36
