I nearly stopped breathing while in the LRT today. Reason: A guy sitting next to me really stank!. I really wanted to vomit.
It smelt like he soaked his clothes in puke and rinsed it off with water and didn't wait for it to dry before he wore it. If you could imagine it, you'd wanna puke too! I had to tahan for 40 minutes. Boy, was that torture. I now have my Vicks VapoRub next to me so that whenever that smell comes back to haunt me (I can still smell it ARGH~~~~), I have something to ward it off from my mind. Ahh.....never knew Vicks smells so good.
Either I'm really stressed or I'm losing my hearing. My mum was talking about my brother not studying when he comes back home and that all he does is play computer games. She was saying that she wants to ban him. Then she said something that sounded really funny. Here's what I heard: "I'm going to SQUASH him." I was like, "What? You're gonna squash him?" What she actually said is I'm going to WATCH him. Man, I'm losing it.
I was walking from the library to the college gate yesterday evening. I happened to notice my shadow. I took a look at it and thought, "I look like a tortoise walking upright!" Serious. I guess the size of my head was small compared to my bag which looked like a tortoise's shell.I am still doomed.
My bro told me that Miniclip had Sudoku. Went to check it out. Tried playing it. It was OK lah. But I prefer doing it on paper. Much nicer.
Fishing - A jerk on one and of a line waiting for a jerk on the other end. If we can put a man on the moon, how come we can't put them all there? Really interesting....Saw them while out shopping.
I believe I'm getting the pre-exam jitters. Exam is like in 2 weeks time. I'm so DOOMED! I'm now hoping for the best & expecting the worst.
Got back my tax coursework marks yesterday. 66. At first it was 60. It's a lucky thing I took down the marks for each part. I was adding them up and discovered that my lecturer made an error in the calculation. *PHEW*
My mum just asked me to type & print these out so she could stick it up in the loo. (From StarTwo, 25 August 2005)
If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctors the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in the doctor’s way?
These are OK lah. However, my all time favourite tongue twister is the one about the woodchuck because I can recite it by heart.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Just had FMC tutorial. My lecturer is a person with words of wisdom. According to her, " Today is not about intelligence, it's about creativity. The creative people rule the world, not the intelligent."
Uh oh! I'm not creative person, neither am I intelligent. But I don't want to rule the world. So it wouldn't matter, would it?
Had a really bad day yesterday.
1) Eyes were stinging the whole day. Must have been too tired.2) Dropped my pencil in the lecture hall and lost the spring. That's two pencils this sem.3) Didn't get my certificate for attending the ACCA student conference.4) Had an aching neck. Possibly due to looking down for too long.5) I have an idiot for a sibling - had to sleep at 12 a.m.
Today, on the other hand, was not too bad. I had a 'laughable' morning. I was probably dreaming of something funny. I suddenly just laughed out loud (I don't remember what I was thinking about). And that woke me up. I wasn't able to sleep anymore after that. So I just lay in bed till 6 a.m. when my dad came to wake me up.
Got my FMC coursework marks: 70/100. Not bad, if I should say so myself considering the high expectations of my lecturer.
I need to go shopping before the sale is over & before it gets too near to exams. Will probably go this Saturday when my bro goes to Mid Valley for a WCG event. I need to get some necessities:
- Earphones (all my earphones seem to get rosak-ed on one side)
- Shoes (apparently the soles are cracking)
- Rechargeable batteries (wouldn't have to buy new ones if I didn't accidentally drop one in a toilet bowl last time)
- Pencil (a big, fat one)
After today's FMC lecture, I'm certain that I am DOOMED!
I believe I'm losing my hearing. My eardrums seem to have become kurang kenyal - a sign of old age. I must be using my earphones too much. However, I'm not gonna give up listening to music as it's the only source of entertainment I have while in the LRT. Can you imagine having to sit/stand in the LRT for 40+ minutes with nothing to do except stare at the person opposite you/out the window? It's pretty boring.
Saw a graffiti on the wall of the lecture hall today. It read: IN MEMORY OF THE THREE BASTARDS. Wonder who they are. Just curious.
Gotta start studying. Am gonna be dead meat if I don't start now. Then again, last minute work has always worked for me. But I'm starting to feel stressed.
Went to Mid Valley Megamall today. Found out the price for the W800i. RM 1999. Less than I expected it to be. Was so tempted to buy it.....NO $$$$$$!
It's finally out!!!! I'm talking about the Sony Ericsson W800i handphone. I wanna go check the price which obviously will be above RM 2,000. It makes people wonder sometimes why a person would spend so much on a handphone. But it's not JUST a handphone. Gotta consider the features. A 2.0 megapixel camera, MP3 player, video recording......SIGH~~~~~. Can't afford it now. Will wait till I can.
First it was finishing up tax coursework.
And on Saturday my grandmother passed away. The Buddhist ceremony was a real bore. I've always liked the Chinese-Buddhist culture. Now I've found a flaw in it - FUNERALS. At my granmother's funeral, we, mourners, had to kneel/sit down while holding a joss stick for 20+ minutes almost every half hour while the nuns chanted. I didn't know what we were gonna do at the 1st session so I knelt, I learnt my lesson after that. It was painful kneeling for 20 minutes. I didn't attend the funeral today 'cos I had to go to college. Do I feel guilty? Maybe. I wasn't close to my grandmother anyway.
I've been thinking, when I die, if anybody is kind enough to hold a funeral service for me, I'd like for the music on my iTunes to be played. No chanting, please. Thank You!
Not so hazy today. Probably because it drizzled last night/this morning. Not many people came for class though. Maybe because the conditions were so bad yesterday, so they decided not to come. Well, like Ross from Mix FM said yesterday, "It's like a big barbeque (minus the heat) out there. Everyone is invited, whether you like it or not."
My mind is blank now. Ta.
I'd like to quote my mum, "The haze is terrible!" Yes, indeed it is. It stinks of smoke, not only outdoors but even indoors. Looks like it has decided to stay put in Malaysia for the time being. I do wish it'll clear up soon 'cos it's not a nice feeling walking in the haze.
My ding dong sister has deleted my picture from the camera without asking me first.
I can finally download large files without having to leave the computer on for too long. Thanks to FlashGet, an amazing discovery by my brother. Only thing is I don't think it can download from torrents.
I learnt a lesson from the aunties (includes my mum) in my family last night - this is in general: If you can help it, try not to work for an Indian boss, especially those with psychological problems i.e. psychos This is particularly true in small businesses.
I went to the PIKOM PC Fair yesterday (II). This time it was held at the Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre (KLCC). Compared to the previous venue, the Putra World Trade Centre (PWTC), it seemed a little bit crammed. It was jam-packed with people. Could hardly move. Only bought ink crtridges and CD-Rs.
My brother seems to have taken on a really annoying trait from my mum - telling the whole universe about everything, including things he should not tell. I'm not telling you what it is because if I did I would not be worthy of typing this. Hah! Now I've got to be careful of what I tell him.
Ah....just finished typing my tax coursework. FINALLY!
Sister just came back. DARN!
Why does my mother never listen to reason? It's extremely frustrating. She can never understand that she is sometimes wrong about things.
I just found out that the Maxis website has this service. It allows people like me - people who are too cheap to send an SMS by the handphone - to send SMSs without having to pay for them. It's a DREAM come true. Hahahaha. But the number of characters is limited to 130 characters. The person whom you sent the SMS to can reply back 'cos it sort of like chatting but he/she will be charged 15 sen per SMS, if sent by phone. Anybody can register for this service, you needn't have to be a Maxis customer but the SMSs can only be sent to Maxis numbers i.e. 012 & 017.
Click here to register.
Oh no! It's like almost the end of the semester (4 more weeks to go) and I have not even read a single thing for any of my subjects. I'm in deep shit!
FMC is a killer subject (I'm surprised I have not dropped dead yet) and the Taxation text book is just too thick. What am I to do?????
I've been watching Full House, a Korean drama. It's hilarious
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My sister has gone to Fraser's Hill for an ACCA camp. So that means I get the room to myself for almost 3 whole days. Good riddance!
Gotta go collect my contact lenses and spectacle lenses now. Lazy lah.
During yesterday's tax tutorial my lecturer/tutor asked my class rep who, in my class, graduated with distinction (diploma level). He was really angry at us 'cos, as usual, we couldn't answer his questions and so he wanted to know the so-called "smart" students. My class rep went ahead and named those people on by one. Every name my class rep said, my tutor had some comment. There were some who didn't look like they could have gotten a distinction at all - well, that's what my tutor thought lah. I guess I was one of them. He said to me, "You? Why you come to class look so blur blur?" Yes, I admit I'm a really blur person. I can't help it. I was born like that. I got a distinction by pure luck. I am NOT a smart person nor am I hardworking. Compared to my classmates, I'm one of the laziest.
I am currently doing research for my tax coursework. It's currently not going too well. Can't find anything on Malaysian tax. Why does the Internet lack info on Malaysian stuff? Luckily it's a group-coursework.
I came across a few interesting quotes on tax and politics while doing my research.
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."
(Albert Einstein, Swiss-German-USA physicist, 1879-1955)
"Tax reform means, ‘Don’t tax you, don’t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree."
(Russel Long Senator of the United States of America circa 1970’s )
"Politicians are the same all over; they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
(Nikita S Krushchev Soviet Politician and Premier of the USSR, 1894-1971)
"The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to be worn down by taxes until you are dependent and helpless. When you subsidise poverty and failure , you get more of both."
( James Dale Davidson Author )
All of them were taken from The Apparition Of Tax Reform.
These past few days I noticed that many secondary school students have handphones on them. How do I know they're in secondary school? Why by their uniforms of course. Do their schools allow them to bring the handphones to school? If yes, they're really lucky. I remember during the good ol' days when nobody was allowed to bring most electronic gadgets to school. We couldn't even bring a walkman to school, what more a handphone. But luckily we were allowed to bring a calculator. Without the calculator in Forms 4 & 5, I'd have failed Maths. 
I believe I'm getting really old. I came back early from college today because I was feeling tired. And as we all know, tiredness is a sign of old age. So I'm old. I hardly did anything today. Only went for a tutorial class and a sort of lecture by an ACCA representative. That's it. How could I be so tired?
I was watching Couples Fear Factor yesterday. It was the finale. I was rooting for Leah & Roberto to win. But Dean & Ashley aka Barbie & Ken had to win it. I wouldn't mind even if Craig & Maria won. But Dean & Ashley???? *SIGH* They've won so many other stuff already. 4 jeeps!
It's been raining since noon again. Am currently freezing. Have been eating too much. Feel like eating rojak now.
I wanna read the 6th Harry Potter book! Haven't got it yet 'cos RM99.90 is just too expensive. Anybody wanna buy it for me? I guess not.
Argh! The top layer of my CD-RW just came out. Can't use it anymore. There goes a CD-RW.
I need to go bathe now. I've not bathed since I woke up at 12.30 p.m. today. Do I stink or what? I think I do. Ciaoz!
Lee Chong Wei won!!!!! He managed to defend his Malaysian Open title. Didn't watch it, though. Heard my sister screaming in front of the TV.
Am happy 'cos Montoya FINALLY won a race for this season. Didn't watch that also. But it doesn't matter 'cos he WON!
The college decided to cut its power supply AGAIN(!) today. Do they not pay the electricity bill??? Sheesh. It was bloody hot in the library (had a discussion for coursework). The only good thing was that tax lecture was cancelled (but would be replaced next week....ARGH!). I wanted to stay till six 'cos I had not done my tax tutorial yet. *SIGH*.
I was watching Kazaam on Saturday (I think). I thought it was a really stupid show which did not seem to make any sense to me. I didn't even know what was going on and everything seemed to happen too fast. If you ever come across this show, DO NOT WATCH IT as it'll be a complete waste of your time!
Rob Thomas's debut album, Something To Be, is EXCELLENT!
I stepped on crap
today, and what's worse: I was leaving for college! I had just finished wearing my shoes when I saw something on the porch. It looked like a dried chili padi which had gone bad (it was black, of course). So I used my sole to kick it. Turned out to be crap! Damn! Luckily I managed to wash it off without wetting the cloth part of my shoe. Whew!
I'm starting to get nervous
, as i always do when there are assignments to be done. Scared about not passing it up on time, scared of dping it wrongly therefore not passing the coursework and meaning that I'll not be able to take the end-of-semester exam. So far there's only one but I'll be getting the Tac coursework next week. Argh! Stress!
During the conference, we were given a personality test to do. Most of us were yellows. According to the speaker, we were in big trouble as aspiring accountants should be green. To take the test, click here.
I am old!
An achievement?......Maybe. Woke up at 1.30 p.m.
Slept for more than 12 hours. Went to eat crabs at Teluk Gong. Yum!
Yesterday, 25th June 2005, My 20th Birthday:
Woke up at 5.45 a.m. because I thought that my bro was going to college at the same time as my sis and me. He wasn't. Reached the college hall at 8.00 a.m. for the TARC-ACCA Student Conference 2005. Had an OK time there. Was basically held to help those who attended develop their soft skills. Well, mine needs lots of developing. Registration was at 8.00 a.m. We were divided into groups of about 14 people per group. I was in group 2. It started at around 8.30 a.m. with speeches by the president of the FA society, a guy from ACCA and the Principal of TARC, who opened the conference. Then we had a tea break. Ate an egg sandwich. Then we had a workshop. There was a speaker, Ms Pauline Loong (I think that's how her name is spelt). She was quite funny, but it was pretty boring listening. For the fist session, she spoke about communication. The second session, which was after lunch was on goals/profession. She had some activities for us though which was quite fun. The activities required us to communicate with each other/listen/think. One activity required us to listen to her instructions and we had to draw out whatever she asked us to. The following are the instructions (roughly 'cos I couldn't remember exactly what she said):
- Draw an oval to fill the whole page.
- Draw a star on the first third of the oval.
- Draw two stars at the middle of the oval.
- Colour in the latter stars.
- Draw horizontal, wavy lines over the two stars.
- Draw a letter M on the bottom thrid of the oval.
- Draw a letter W to meet the letter M.
- Draw a wavy line along the outer top-half of the oval.
The bottom pictures show what I drew and what the picture should have looked like (right). I obviously wasn't listening to what she said 'cos mine came out looking really funny.

The conference ended at 5.45 p.m. which was later than planned.
Reached home at 6-something p.m. Didn't have the chance to bathe as we were already late. So, packed everything in the car and headed to Gor-ee's house. When we reached there nobody else was there yet, except Jon. Celebrated two birthdays - Lak-ee's (which is on 2nd July) & mine. Dinner was sort of nasi lemak style without the lemak rice. Pong tay!!!!! Fruit rojak - thanks Gor-ee!! Incidentally, my group's name was ROJAK because we had people from different states in our group. Had a nice time sitting in Gor-ee's garden. Wasn't hot 'cos it was breezy. Was feeling sleepy so went back at around 12 a.m. which is actually quite early considering that we used to chat till 1/2 a.m. K.O.ed the minute I reached home.
The top collage is of me cutting the cake with my cousin's son, Wesley. The bottom one is of family. Look at how tired my cousin Kat is. Her mum, my Lak-ee, asked to take these pics of her sleeping. Lots of thanks to the people who remembered my birthday! This was the only day I received SMSes from So many different people.
- My family.
- June Ann, Pey Tzy, Hon Ching (how did he get my HP no.?), Rach, Sook Peng, May Kuan - Thanks for your SMSes.
- Lei Ye - Thanks for ur e-card!
People have been asking me what I wanted for my birthday. The answer was always MONEY! Their reactions were all the same - CANNOT!. Hey, you guys asked me what I wanted and I want money. Therefore, I have IOUs.
This is to my sister: There is something I want for my birthday present. I'm sure this is something you can afford as it doesn't involve money. I would like you to put family first instead of your stinking friends for a whole year starting 1st July 2005. You cannot cancel outings with the family just because your friend(s) asked you to go out with them. You cannot allow your friends to use the computer unless they pay for it 'cos it's not fair to Cheong who gets scolding very often for using the computer too much while your friends can use it for free. If you agree to this do get back to me. Otherwise just ignore this post. Oh, another thing is that if you agree to this and do not follow it, you'll have to give me what I asked for earlier. 
Aiks! It's my last day as a teenager. I'm gonna be 20 (which = OLD!). But, it's an achievement.
My mum sewed this bag for me! Yay! Thanks a lot mum! She started sewing it yesterday and finished it today. The right pic is the inside of the bag.
I feel really guilty
for using the computer everyday. Not only is the electricity bill higher than normal (but of course my brother uses the computer much more than me and he doesn't give a rat's ass about the bill), but I'm way behind doing my homework. GAH!
Uh oh, I need to get off the PC now.
Oh, why is the library staff so slow? As I'm going for a conference organized by the FA Society, I need to give my new ID number (to whoever is in charge lah). I was told I could get it from the library. I went there and was told that my data had not been entered yet. I applied for a new ID on Thursday last week. This shows how slow they are. Tsk tsk. I shall try again tomorrow.
Why do most mothers like to tell everything about their children to almost everybody they know?? I find it really hard to answer people when they comment on something I did. Really embarrassing sometimes. I'll just have to live with it.
Oh no! Have tax tutorial tomorrow! Have not done yet.
No no no noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dropped my bag today and dented my bottle!!!!!!! Argh.....It was a Christmas gift. I feel sad......
I came acroos a name in my class's name list today. Low Read Learn. Interesting choice of name by that person's parents. It's really unique. But didn't the parents think before naming their child by that name? I mean people will make fun of that person's name. Or unless the person who was filling in the birth certificate had some hearing problems.

I took these pictures yesterday. I spotted this shape after bathing. I shall look out for more shapes in the bathroom in future.
Currently watching (TV series): Ups and Downs in the Sea of Love
十萬噸情緣 Channel: TV2
Days & Time: Monday - Friday from 7.00 p.m. to 8.00 p.m.
For the cast and summary, click here
I've watched this on Astro Wah Lai Toi before. I found it quite a nice show. Maybe because it was mostly set in US so you don't see the usual HK buildings and all. Another thing is the soundtrack. The songs are really nice. I find them quite soothing to the ear.
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Yay! I have no classes tomorrow. My time table is not "tetap" yet as the SBS office people are super SLOW. Well, it's a good thing though because we got to choose which tutorial classes we wanted to attend this week. I didn't want to go to college five times this week so I chose to go for two classes on Tuesday and one yesterday (Wednesday).
I seem to have fallen in love with the Sony Ericsson W800i handphone which is not even out yet. Sigh~~~~
I'm sure it'll be super expensive.
My aunt (Jee-ee) read this to some of my family members over Skype. She mentioned it when she was in Malaysia. According to a website it was first written by Orien Fifer in the Phoenix Gazette.
WORLD'S MEANEST MOTHERI had the meanest mother in the whole world. While other kids ate candy for breakfast, I had to have cereal, eggs and toast. When others had coke and candy for lunch, I had to eat a sandwich. As you can guess, my dinner was also different from other children.My mother insisted in knowing where we were at all times. You'd think we were on a chain gang. She had to know who our friends were and what we were doing. She insisted that if we said we'd be gone for an hour, that we would be gone for an hour or less.I am ashamed to admit it, but she actually had the nerve to break the child labor law. She made us work! We had to learn to wash dishes, make beds, learn to cook and all sorts of cruel things. I believe she lay awake nights thinking up mean things for us to do.She always insisted on telling us the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. By the time we were teenagers she was much wiser, and our lives became rougher.None of this tooting the horn of a car for us to come running. She embarrassed us no end by making our dates and friends come to the door to get us. I forgot to mention, while my friends were dating at the mature age of 12 and 13, my old-fashioned mother refused to let me date until I was 15 and 16.My mother was a complete failure as a mother. None of us has ever been arrested, or beaten a spouse. Each of my brothers served his time in the service of his country. And who do wehave to blame for this terrible way we turned out? You are right, our mean mother.Look at all the things we missed. We never got to take part in a riot, burn our draft cards and a million and one other things that our friends did. She made us grow up into respectful, educated, honest adults.Using this as a background, I am trying to raise my children. I stand a little taller and I am filled with pride when my children call me mean. You see, I thank God He gave me the meanest mother in the whole world. I think the world could use more mean moms and dads.
Ah.....I have just finished writing out my notes for the week. It took me a good 4 hours plus but of course I took some breaks in between lah. *OUCH* my aching back. I had to sit on my bed to do my work. Membongkok badan till it ached. Looks like the only way I won't get a back ache is if I hang out in the library again.
Although I have finished doing up my notes, I have not touched any of my tutorials yet.
Man I am so doomed. All I have to do now is pray and hope that I'm not in Group 3. Luckily there's no tutorial for Tax tomorrow as my lecturer is on leave. Whew!
I found a Rule of Logarithm emoticon. Quite cool.
I am so doomed! It's almost Sunday and I have not written my notes out nor started doing any of my tutorials yet. I think I shall do it after this if I manage to keep myself awake.
I just watched Jumanji on HBO. I didn't know Kristen Dunst started acting since she was a kid.
I've been using Skype a lot these days. It sure beats using the telephone cos it's free. And if you're using a fixed-payment Internet service it's really worth it. I get to communicate with my relatives who are living overseas. But my aunt said that they might be scrapping it soon because telephone companies are losing money. Oh well, I hope they won't do anything about it.
I am a Cancer.(Also known as "Crab")My Horroscope starts like this:" A failure by definition, a Cancer is both a conservative and an opportunist, stuck in a constant state of self-reflection. Nothing and no one is capable of changing his mind, but he loves to argue, just to make fun of his opponent and look better in his own bulging eyes. " (Read more | Find yours)
Really! People in Advanced Diploma in Commerce (Financial Accounting) cum Part 2 and Part 3 of ACCA 2005/2006 (Year 1), AFA 1 in short, are extremely over-kiasu. Same story again today. Worse then yesterday actually. I've given up all hope of hoping for this kiasuness to stop soon.
Went out for lunch at The Curve today. Ate in the Marche Movenpick Restarurant. Food wasn't that fantastic and was quite expensive. But the restaurant had quite a number of different varieties.
A little info on this restaurant (this was written on the passport given to anybody who enters the restaurant used to order food):
Marche (mar-shay) - which means "market" in French, is a creative, colorful and innovative restaurant concept developed by the Swiss-based Movenpick Group.
Food they have:
- Seafood
- Pasta
- Grill
- Pizza
- Rosti
- Soup
- World
- Vegetable
- Salad
- Pastry
- Dessert
- Ice cream
- Coffee
- Wine
- Juice
I was just thinking. It would be so nice if I was just sleeping outdoors on nice soft grass, under a clear blue sky, with a tree nearby, flowers around me, no mosquitoes, nothing to think about and a piano player playing a grand piano. Ah, that would be the life. But of course I was thinking of this when I just woke up from a short nap.
Yes!!!! no classes tomorrow. But not for long, I'll probably have classes next week. Bleh! I don't like college, but what am I doing there???? I amaze myself sometimes.
Oh my, oh my. The kiasuness of the people in Advanced Diploma seems to be getting from bad to worse. Advanced Diploma is really different from Diploma; I am refering to the people, not the course. I had a lecture at 8.00 a.m. today. Of all my two years in Diploma, whenever I had an early morning lecture (i.e. 8.00 a.m.), the lecture hall was never ever half full at 7.55 a.m. But today, I got the shock of my life! I entered the lecture hall at 7.55 a.m. to find it more than half full!!!! And it was the front rows that were bulging with people. My gosh! They either could not sleep and decided to go to college early (maybe 6.00 a.m.?) or they're really really really KIASU! I don't know whether I can stand this any longer. But it's only the 3rd day. *SIGH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*